Hi.

So...

well...

I'd love to share a little about maiiiself.

I live with 3 other cats. Although there lives another on my porch.

I guess in order to really understand my life, i'm going to have to explain the roommates (and porchmate) first.


First lets start with Jeff.
Hes quite large.
And constantly angry with the world.
The humans found him on the street and swindled him with rice.
...Mooch

I actually edited this photo awhile ago.
He smelled of tires that day.
*shrugs*


Next on our list is Jenna.
..Stupid
..Slow
..She's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean


not the brightest crayon in the box.
Some evidence that the gene pool may need a little chlorine.

 

We'll get to the porch dweller later. But for now, my last roommate...

...Ruby

Has way too much energy.
a tad bit annoying.


please remember.
looks can be quite deceiving.

ugh. so evil.


and. Here is muah!

niiiight